Brunstick’s Blog That’s Rarely Updated, Because I’m A Lazy Bastard.

Tonight was great! You may ask why though. It was great because it was SPARRING NIGHT!!! For those of you who don’t know me, I like doing Kali/Arnis/Escrima. Kali is a Filipino Martial art that can be applied to any weapon [long (staff, halberd, longsword, etc.), short (knives, sticks, nunchucks, etc.), flexible (trapo, panyo, etc.)], and even empty hands! the system I’m taking is Atienza Kali, and if you want to find out more about the system, including videos and pictures, go to www.atienzakali.com.

Anyway, sparring was fun! I hit someone a few times, and he hit me a few times too. it was such a great workout!See my photo album to see the pics. Enjoy!

What on earth happened to me this afternoon? i woke up, and ate 4 white castle cheeseburgers for lunch. for those of you who don’t know, white castle is a burger chain here in the united states that serves tiny little burgers. anyway, i ate them, and watched tv for a while. after that, i showered and stuff. anyway, after showering, i brushed my teeth. guess what! when i was brushing my teeth, i vomited on my toothbrush and clothes. i was like: "wonderful! i smell like vomit, and the sink’s clogged up!" needless to say, i had to take a shower again to get the stench off me, plus i had to brush my teeth again in order to get rid of that nasty acidic taste in my mouth. man, that vomit was nasty, it was colored orange, and smelled really gross. anyway, i brushed my teeth in the same sink, big mistake on my part. while i was brushing my teeth, i was hit by my vomit’s smell, and i hurled again. oh my god! that was so annoying! anyway, i had to brush my teeth again, but this time i was the wiser. i brushed my teeth in a different bathroom, as to prevent me from hurling. well, that took an hour from my life. yes, my blog is nasty, but i’m going to write what i feel like writing, it is after all MY blog.

Hmmm, this is my first blog, and i have no clue what to do. anyway, i guess i have to tell you about my life or something like that. well, today i woke up, and went to the bathroom. Boy, was I in for a BIG surprise. i was about to take my morning customary piss, then something strange happened. MY PEE SPLIT INTO TWO STREAMS!!! oh my god! i was so surprised. My piss was spraying in two directions, and i ended up making a mess in the bathroom, and not one drop of piss went into the toilet bowl, and i sprayed everything. the wall, the floor, the shower, and even the toilet paper! well, needless to say, i had to clean it up. eventually, i cleaned the urine off my floor. now i know i have to be more careful when i’m taking a whiz. latez guys!